This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever experienced on this shitty website.
I am laughing really hard.
"look at all these weird puppies"
drum solo dreams
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
when the crab loses its grape its so disappointed :(
IT JSUT KEEPS PRETENDING TO eAET IM LAIGHING WHO DOES THAT??? I DONT BELIEVE THIS. I LOVE CRABS. I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM SO INSPIRED. NEXT TIME I DROP FOOD ON THE FLOOR IM GOING TO CONTINUE EATING AS IF I STILL HAVE FOOD
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
I was looking for sound effects of a duck quacking for animation and I came across this “Rubber Duck” sound and I’ve been laughing for the past five minutes
this post ruined me
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN